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 Jan 24, 2008 - 9:22 PM
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"I was thinking of the great scholar Socrates who once said "I drank what?""
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Jan 24, 2008 - 10:03 PM
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 Enthusiast Joined Apr 12, '07 From Houston, TX Currently Offline Reputation: 4 (100%) |
"Shut your fat-ass, Rayvie! I can't go buy a pack of smokes without runnin' into nine guys you've ****ed!"
-------------------- "He won't come out of the bathroom. He keeps telling us we're dark somethings and not his friends."
"Hmm. Ask him if he's the dragon reborn." "What?" "Just do it." ".......He said yes." "Tell him you are not darklings. He should open up." ".......Sweet. Thanks." "No problem." |
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Jan 25, 2008 - 5:13 PM
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 Enthusiast Joined Jan 18, '08 From Houston Currently Offline Reputation: 7 (100%) |
QUOTE(supershannon77 @ Jan 23, 2008 - 6:13 PM) [snapback]633787[/snapback] Clerks 2: Randal Graves: Why haven't you ****ed Myra yet? Elias: Well we can't because of Pillow Pants. Randal Graves: Who the **** is Pillow Pants? Elias: Pillow Pants is a little troll that lives in her p***y. [Randal stares] Randal Graves: Pillow Pants is her p***y troll? [scoffs] Elias: [scoffs] Duh. You know how every girl's parents put a p***y troll in them when the girls are young, to keep them from having premarital ***? Randal Graves: ...Sure. Elias: Well Myra's is named Pillow Pants. And so even though she totally wants to have *** with me, Myra says that if I put my... thing in her, Pillow Pants will bite it off. So, I gotta wait until Pillow Pants get peed out of her body on her 21st birthday before we can have ***. Randal Graves: [floored] And Myra told you this? Elias: Boyfriends and girlfriends talk to each other about *** stuff Randal. You'd know this if you ever had a girlfriend. Randal Graves: Have you and Myra even kissed yet? Elias: We would have if it weren't for Listerfiend. Randal Graves: [beat] Listerfiend is her mouth troll, isn't it? Elias: [shakes head] Women. I love that movie...more great quotes from it here... http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0424345/quotes KEVIN SMITH FILMS ROCK!! I guess i gotta go with "Snootchie Bootichies" and tag everyone ever made... -------------------- QUOTE (presure2 @ Nov 6, 2010 - 6:16 AM) Via FB: fcuking awsome!!! D-man FTW! QUOTE (DEATH @ Nov 11, 2008 - 5:40 PM)  Damn D-Man - most impressive. QUOTE (99GT @ Nov 14, 2008 - 4:04 PM) D-Man's post should be a sticky QUOTE (samir0189 @ Nov 4, 2008 - 10:50 AM) LOL, oh boy, you can always count on D-Man for ridiculously hilarious posts. |
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Jan 26, 2008 - 12:29 AM
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 Enthusiast Joined Mar 19, '07 From Washington Currently Offline Reputation: 9 (100%) |
"Cause I'm the @$$h*** that said he could deliver....Am I an @$$h***? DO I LOOK LIKE AN @$$H***?!!!"
Nick Cage (very calmly)- "yeah" This post has been edited by 96bluevert: Jan 26, 2008 - 12:30 AM -------------------- "A true car enthusiast can see the potential in any car"
 QUOTE (njccmd2002 @ Oct 3, 2008 - 2:01 PM) i rather be a slow turtle in risk of extinction, than a fast locust, that you can see everywhere and need to be terminated. |
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Jan 26, 2008 - 2:19 PM
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 Enthusiast Joined Nov 1, '07 From Santa Barbara, CA Currently Offline Reputation: 2 (100%) |
"If you dont' chew big red... then **** YOU!" Talladega
"I ate a big red candle" Anchorman "My name is Asneeze, father of Achoo" Guess "Whats wrong with her underwear? It's not in my mouth" 40 yr old virgin |
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Jan 26, 2008 - 3:14 PM
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 Enthusiast Joined Jul 7, '06 From Los Alamos, NM Currently Offline Reputation: 1 (100%) |
the part i dont get ms lippy, is that the boy stopped looking for his dog after an hour. you got a pet, a responsibility, you dont just give up. you get out there and find that ****ing dog!
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Jan 29, 2008 - 11:24 PM
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 Enthusiast Joined Oct 10, '07 From Sunrise Florida Currently Offline Reputation: 0 (0%) |
elian and fidel. que pasa jota? hahaha! hey man, i'll clean your widshield for ya! hahaha! uno, tres, cuatro, fourtro, taco! everythings copecetic homie! me gusta chocha! kiss my ass puto
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Jan 29, 2008 - 11:39 PM
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Enthusiast Joined Apr 12, '07 From Houston, TX Currently Offline Reputation: 4 (100%) |
QUOTE(99Celica @ Jan 26, 2008 - 7:19 PM) [snapback]634797[/snapback] "My name is Asneeze, father of Achoo" Guess Robin Hood: Men in Tights Make it a challenge. -------------------- "He won't come out of the bathroom. He keeps telling us we're dark somethings and not his friends."
"Hmm. Ask him if he's the dragon reborn." "What?" "Just do it." ".......He said yes." "Tell him you are not darklings. He should open up." ".......Sweet. Thanks." "No problem." |
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Jan 30, 2008 - 3:00 PM
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Enthusiast Joined Nov 1, '07 From Santa Barbara, CA Currently Offline Reputation: 2 (100%) |
ok here's another one for you mr. panda
Don't worry, I saw Lord of the Rings. I'm not going to end this 17 times. |
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Jan 30, 2008 - 4:30 PM
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Enthusiast Joined Apr 12, '07 From Houston, TX Currently Offline Reputation: 4 (100%) |
Ya know its not very fair to quote a fairly underground movie like kiss kiss bang bang. I mean, c'mon, use something that more than 9 people have seen.
-------------------- "He won't come out of the bathroom. He keeps telling us we're dark somethings and not his friends."
"Hmm. Ask him if he's the dragon reborn." "What?" "Just do it." ".......He said yes." "Tell him you are not darklings. He should open up." ".......Sweet. Thanks." "No problem." |
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Jan 30, 2008 - 4:37 PM
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 Enthusiast Joined Aug 11, '07 From Corona, CA Currently Offline Reputation: 4 (100%) |
kiss kiss bang bang = awesome, sarcastic movie
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Jan 30, 2008 - 4:46 PM
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 Enthusiast Joined Jul 31, '05 From Southern California Currently Offline Reputation: 7 (100%) |
I think in all fairness, I should explain to you exactly what it is that I do. For instance tomorrow morning ill get up nice and early, take a walk down over to the bank and... walk in and see and uh... if you don't have my money for me, I'll... crack your f***in' head wide-open in front of everybody in the bank. And just about the time that I'm comin' out of jail, hopefully, you'll be coming out of your coma. And guess what? I'll split your f***in' head open again. 'Cause I'm f***in' stupid. I don't give a f*** about jail. That's my business. That's what I do.
maybe it's not intended to be funny but i enjoy it -------------------- |
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Jan 30, 2008 - 4:59 PM
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Enthusiast Joined Apr 12, '07 From Houston, TX Currently Offline Reputation: 4 (100%) |
^ great movie.
-------------------- "He won't come out of the bathroom. He keeps telling us we're dark somethings and not his friends."
"Hmm. Ask him if he's the dragon reborn." "What?" "Just do it." ".......He said yes." "Tell him you are not darklings. He should open up." ".......Sweet. Thanks." "No problem." |
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Jan 30, 2008 - 7:24 PM
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Enthusiast Joined Nov 1, '07 From Santa Barbara, CA Currently Offline Reputation: 2 (100%) |
somebody's got too much time on their hands eh? Well here's one of my fav movies, i'll probably watch it tonight
"Heh heh. This, is a shotgun"..." It's a ****ing anti-aircraft gun" |
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Jan 30, 2008 - 7:36 PM
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 Enthusiast Joined Feb 7, '07 From Portland, Oregon Currently Offline Reputation: 67 (96%) |
QUOTE(thespacepanda @ Jan 30, 2008 - 1:30 PM) [snapback]636122[/snapback] Ya know its not very fair to quote a fairly underground movie like kiss kiss bang bang. I mean, c'mon, use something that more than 9 people have seen. make that ten. --------------------  |
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Jan 30, 2008 - 7:39 PM
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Enthusiast Joined Feb 7, '07 From Portland, Oregon Currently Offline Reputation: 67 (96%) |
"Tonight, you pukes will sleep with your rifles. You will give your rifle a girl's name because this is the only pussy you people are going to get. Your days of finger-banging ol' Mary J. Rottencrotch through her pertty pink panties are over! You're married to this piece. This weapon of iron and wood. And you will be faithful. Port, hut!"
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Jan 30, 2008 - 7:41 PM
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Enthusiast Joined Apr 12, '07 From Houston, TX Currently Offline Reputation: 4 (100%) |
QUOTE(GriffGirl @ Jan 31, 2008 - 12:39 AM) [snapback]636199[/snapback] "Tonight, you pukes will sleep with your rifles. You will give your rifle a girl's name because this is the only pussy you people are going to get. Your days of finger-banging ol' Mary J. Rottencrotch through her pertty pink panties are over! You're married to this piece. This weapon of iron and wood. And you will be faithful. Port, hut!" R. Lee Ermey is my hero. -------------------- "He won't come out of the bathroom. He keeps telling us we're dark somethings and not his friends."
"Hmm. Ask him if he's the dragon reborn." "What?" "Just do it." ".......He said yes." "Tell him you are not darklings. He should open up." ".......Sweet. Thanks." "No problem." |
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Jan 31, 2008 - 4:15 AM
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 Enthusiast Joined Aug 3, '07 From Bellevue, Nebraska Currently Offline Reputation: 28 (100%) |
"This, is my BOOOOOOMSTICK!"
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Jan 31, 2008 - 9:53 AM
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 Enthusiast Joined Dec 19, '07 From tx Currently Offline Reputation: 22 (100%) |
Not a movie but funny as hell anyway:
"See, technically he's [dog] supposed to be neutered. But he's not. Go ahead, ask me how I know that! I think that's kinda what hell is like: constantly being raped by dog's. I'm not sure if I believe in God, but I think he must hate me! Cause he allowed you to make a dog that's constantly raping me!" "Can you back that up?" "Yeah I can back that up, you come next door again and I'll show ya!" 'No...I mean that ass" 
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Jan 31, 2008 - 4:51 PM
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Enthusiast Joined Apr 12, '07 From Houston, TX Currently Offline Reputation: 4 (100%) |
QUOTE(DEATH @ Jan 31, 2008 - 2:53 PM) [snapback]636428[/snapback] Not a movie but funny as hell anyway: "See, technically he's [dog] supposed to be neutered. But he's not. Go ahead, ask me how I know that! I think that's kinda what hell is like: constantly being raped by dog's. I'm not sure if I believe in God, but I think he must hate me! Cause he allowed you to make a dog that's constantly raping me!" "Can you back that up?" "Yeah I can back that up, you come next door again and I'll show ya!" 'No...I mean that ass" Good......Ball.........and Rape -------------------- "He won't come out of the bathroom. He keeps telling us we're dark somethings and not his friends."
"Hmm. Ask him if he's the dragon reborn." "What?" "Just do it." ".......He said yes." "Tell him you are not darklings. He should open up." ".......Sweet. Thanks." "No problem." |
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