HELP ME NAME MY CAT!!!! Options

[DEATH]

Somebodies been watching Meet The Fockers [just watched both those movies last night - weird]

[D-Man]

Somebodies been watching Meet The Fockers [just watched both those movies last night - weird]

no, it actually works. I learned that little trick in middle school BC i didn't want to do chores. I've perfected the technique over the years....

It's pretty funny too, when your friends are getting D-Runk at your place and goto the can to find our Cat dropin the bomb...

Even funnyer when your buddies declare that your Cat "killed it" and they dont wanna go in there... But that was the night that Gary got into the hobanaro pepers... Well, it's my fault for leaving em out...

[GriffGirl]

Actually I was kidding too - hence the smiley.
Good point on the mousing - I had forgotten about that altho most probably don't see much action in modern times - but good point.

Think back to ANY given Korean market or bodega in NYC - they all have cats.

As a side-note, I'd like to briefly touch on the eye-for-an-eye notion here regarding the evil ex who killed D-Man's cat. If in the bible it's an eye for an eye, wouldn't it be a p*ssy for a p*ssy in this case?

[ILuvMyCelica95]

Actually I was kidding too - hence the smiley.
Good point on the mousing - I had forgotten about that altho most probably don't see much action in modern times - but good point.

Ah i was all ready for a good discussion too.

LOL, i dont know about "companionship"; but my old cat was the only ... Thing (human or otherwise) that could drink with me all night, and still get up after an hour or two of sleep. He was my drunken buddy

As for catboxes, you people are crazy. Dont you know how to toilet train a cat? It's pretty easy.

1) box train them as kittens.

2) when they get BARELY big enough to jump on to the toilet, Tape the cat box on the toilet and make them use the box like that for a few weeks.

3) After a few weeks, cut a circle in the box (over the toilet hole, duh) but keep litter on the edges. Notice how the cat will scoop his stuff down the toilet. leave it for a few weeks

4) cut the hole the size of the toilet hole and leave no litter for a few weeks.

5) remove box, you can will use the can like you. But he wont flush... Gotta watch out for that...

They actually make a type of box that goes on the toilet to toilet train cats, great idea. My kitten martin fell in the toilet once trying to drink out of it, that's the closest i've come to toilet training lol.
As long as your taking care of the cat properly the box is not a problem. I clean the litter box once a day no stinky issues. I'd much rather scoop her **** then have to go into my 110lb dogs pen outside and have to shovel his horse-sized ****.



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[D-Man]

no way, my cat stood on the front of the toilet facing foward like a person.

And secondly, (after seeing that small video on the bottom of your link) they dont do it that fast. Gary used to scrach the bowl for about 20 minitues afterwards... Thats how i knew it was time to flush, BC that noise was annoying. Plus My kitty liked to wash his hands. (in the toilet water, that was running down the side of the bowl after i flushed it )

Washing your hands in the toilet that you just shat in, isnt a really good idea. But that ol' cat thought it was. lol. He was so cool.

And no matter what litter you get; When you dont have a cat, you can smell it. That is true, and i'm the one defending the cats. Sorry to have to prove people like Death right ; but it is true. Just like Smokers dont smell the cigs that they smoke, but to non-smokers, the smell is (supposedly) so horrible. Whatever~

And Griff, Eye for an Eye, There is no way to drown that p*ssy. you'd be supprised how much liquid fluid it could handle.

But whailed on with a lead pipe in the back of the head a few times... I'm cool with that. Maby a brick. Just drop a cylinder-block on her head from afar, like off a sky-scraper... That'd be cool.

It'd look something like this:




<-Griff-Girl
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8 <-(CylinderBlock)





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This post has been edited by D-Man: Mar 12, 2008 - 3:41 PM

[D-Man]

I'm sorry; back on topic now...

What are you going to name your cat Server?

[SeverX13]

I'm sorry; back on topic now...

What are you going to name your cat Server?

haha still not to sure, if it was a guy i would name it the 1st thing i looked at but it a girl so i kinda want it to not be a crap name haha

[D-Man]

I'm sorry; back on topic now...

What are you going to name your cat Server?

haha still not to sure, if it was a guy i would name it the 1st thing i looked at but it a girl so i kinda want it to not be a crap name haha

A GIRL CAT!?!?

oh man i'm sorry. Those things go in heat and meow like crazy. For DAYS it will SCREAM at the top of it's lungs.

[SeverX13]

I'm sorry; back on topic now...

What are you going to name your cat Server?

haha still not to sure, if it was a guy i would name it the 1st thing i looked at but it a girl so i kinda want it to not be a crap name haha

A GIRL CAT!?!?

oh man i'm sorry. Those things go in heat and meow like crazy. For DAYS it will SCREAM at the top of it's lungs.

haha its fixed so it all good

[D-Man]

nope, even spaded, the femle will experience "horneness" and "ask for it"

Just like humans...

But instead of saying "I'm so drunk" or "Could you walk me in?" the cat "meows"

no offense ladys, but your game is way easyer to run than ours... Way easyer...

wish it was easy for us...

[SeverX13]

nope, even spaded, the femle will experience "horneness" and "ask for it"

Just like humans...

But instead of saying "I'm so drunk" or "Could you walk me in?" the cat "meows"

no offense ladys, but your game is way easyer to run than ours... Way easyer...

wish it was easy for us...