In the woods surrounded by Turkeys, input please Options

[D-Man]

for real, i'd want one of my katanas, preferably the jin-taqui, seeing as it is 2 handed and a 5ft blade....

I also like the flamethrower idea, nothing like BBQ turkey yum.

[airforceb2cc]

A Q-tip, two puzzle pieces, and a left foot flip-flop.

[D-Man]

A Q-tip, two puzzle pieces, and a left foot flip-flop.

let me give you a tip, i'm puzzled, dont understand the pieces; you need to flip-flop your answer so i can understand it.

[airforceb2cc]

I have no idea what I would do with all that but if McGyver can build a house out of that...I'm sure I can kill some turkeys with it.

[D-Man]

!!

you could attach the 2 puzzle peices to the outsides of the q-tip, and secure it to the bottom of the flip flop and if you folded the flip flop just right, you'd have a 1 axled turkey-snow plow

then run em all down.

[GriffGirl]

I was gonna say a dog till I saw that ridiculously f-ed up post about the rottweiler. Man that just goes too far... restraint, you gotta exercise restraint sometimes.

Anyway then I was gonna go McGuyver too and say a paperclip and a stick of butter.

[D-Man]

I was gonna say a dog till I saw that ridiculously f-ed up post about the rottweiler. Man that just goes too far... restraint, you gotta exercise restraint sometimes.

Anyway then I was gonna go McGuyver too and say a paperclip and a stick of butter.

Common griff, even McGuyver wouldn't attack turkeys with a stick of butter. Everyone knows that butter is a Turkeys natural prey. Just like Bears and pick-nick baskets....

although if you bend a paperclip Just right.... you may be able to make an Ozi out of it...