my cra is wack, help! Options

[Digndoug]

ok as im going down the road, my check engine light comes on, so im like humm.. thats odd, so i pulled over on the first road off, , ... i check my eninge, everthing looks fine then, humm, let my engine cool down for like 20 min, then check my oil....nothing, not even a drop on the stick.... so i ****ing walk to superfresh to get oil, then back.... an then fill up, then car wont start, then some reason it works, then the chech engine light is still on, the Kuchta curse finally hit my car, an im going to focking kill some one........... ok any ideas, im flipping, like i checked the oil like maybe 3-4 days ago an it was perfect...? ? im hopfully getting it looked at tomorrow.. so i dunno, well see if its the end of the celi for me