Physical Examination, anyone done this yet? Options

[Mike]

Has anyone on here gone to get a 'physical' done?
If so, (males), what happens? What exactly does the doctor check?!
Thanks!

[malpaso]

Has anyone on here gone to get a 'physical' done?
If so, (males), what happens? What exactly does the doctor check?!
Thanks!

Depens on what for. If it's something like "new emlpoyee physical", it's just ophthalmological investigation, blood and urine test and common investigations like blood pressure, stethoscope auscultation, poise control, palpation, etc... If it's something like "physical for parachutists", you may prepare for 6hrs of many, many ,many investigations (total everithing..., even for piles, not kidding). ...around about

[zachattack15]

Drop your pants turn your head to the right and cough while some old guy doctor feels your balls.

[bloodrain]

Drop your pants turn your head to the right and cough while some old guy doctor feels your balls.

ya pretty much, when i played football i wouldnt let a guy do it, only a female doctor.

[Mike]

Drop your pants turn your head to the right and cough while some old guy doctor feels your balls.

ya pretty much, when i played football i wouldnt let a guy do it, only a female doctor.

NOOOO!! I thought that was just a rumor
wonderful, 4 hours until another man touches my balls
I can't wait

[bloodrain]

Drop your pants turn your head to the right and cough while some old guy doctor feels your balls.

ya pretty much, when i played football i wouldnt let a guy do it, only a female doctor.

NOOOO!! I thought that was just a rumor
wonderful, 4 hours until another man touches my balls
I can't wait

just say you want a female doctor, thats what I did. So my nuts are still untouched by anyman, lol.

[desertwolf300]

When I joined the military I had to get a full physical as well. They would've laughed if I requested a female doctor. I'm not making fun of you guys, I'm just saying that I didn't get the choice. I had some 65 yr old retired army doctor grab my sack. Also, they had to do a hemarrhoid exam so you bend over and spread your cheeks with your hands so they can have a better view. Me and 9 other guys were in the same room in our underwear doing a duck walk (this checks for bad hip joints) and walking on our knees on the tile (this checks for knee cap deformities/problems). There were a few other things but those were the worst. This was a very comprehensive exam and you won't be getting this but just thought I'd share since you asked.

[bloodrain]

When I joined the military I had to get a full physical as well. They would've laughed if I requested a female doctor. I'm not making fun of you guys, I'm just saying that I didn't get the choice. I had some 65 yr old retired army doctor grab my sack. Also, they had to do a hemarrhoid exam so you bend over and spread your cheeks with your hands so they can have a better view. Me and 9 other guys were in the same room in our underwear doing a duck walk (this checks for bad hip joints) and walking on our knees on the tile (this checks for knee cap deformities/problems). There were a few other things but those were the worst. This was a very comprehensive exam and you won't be getting this but just thought I'd share since you asked.

they would have laughed? they must have been gay, lol. oh and i wouldnt ever admit 2 what u just said... its not right...

[jayi12-15psi]

I don't understand how you've gone your whole life without a physical. My balls we grabbed by an old woman.

[celicaST]

Drop your pants turn your head to the right and cough while some old guy doctor feels your balls.

ya pretty much, when i played football i wouldnt let a guy do it, only a female doctor.

i didnt know you could request a female doctor! damnit! not a rumor though lol its a test for hernias. ya how the hell have you not had a physical yet?

[BlackSTX]

Am I the only one who had a hot chick do my hernia check? I was 16 in high school and she must have been just out of medical school or an intern or something. She probably felt more uncomfortable than me becuase I had a big smile on my face. Of course, every other time it's been an old man. Hey, to the military guy, do they really stick a finger in your a$$ to check your prostate or something? My dad told me before he went to Vietnam he had a woman do that as part of his physical and he popped a woody!

[1900WattCelica]

My dad told me before he went to Vietnam he had a woman do that as part of his physical and he popped a woody!

Watch roadtrip sometime In the middle sean william scott goes to a sperm donor clinic and he asks the nurse for assistance and thats what she does

This post has been edited by 1900WattCelica: Mar 10, 2006 - 6:58 PM

[Gatz]

My dad told me before he went to Vietnam he had a woman do that as part of his physical and he popped a woody!

Watch eurotrip sometime In the middle sean william scott goes to a sperm donor clinic and he asks the nurse for assistance and thats what she does

heh it was road trip but ya... really cant believe u have gone without a physical for so long thought they were more a every year or every other year kinda thing when ur younger

[desertwolf300]

bloodrain, that story is nothing to be ashamed of, everyone in the military does it. Besides, we're all adults aren't we?

Anyhow, to BlackSTX, they examined everything but my prostate. So the answer is no, they didn't, but that is what they do if you get checked for it. Males as young as I am aren't at risk unless they have a family history of it, and I don't so they don't bother with it.

[bloodrain]

bloodrain, that story is nothing to be ashamed of, everyone in the military does it. Besides, we're all adults aren't we?

ya I guess, but thats just another reason for me not to join the military, lol.

This post has been edited by bloodrain: Mar 10, 2006 - 1:59 PM

[saleeka]

If you think a physical is embarrasing, dont EVER get arrested... I loved my "cavity" search...

[jayi12-15psi]

that thing with stifler in roadtrip... is that really possible?

[orvillescelica]

You know, i have to say that all you guys who do request a female doctor dont seem all that secure with yourselfs. Seriously, its not like the doctor gets off on touching you either. A couple of my friends are in med school and they all have to do it, testical exams, rectal exams, breast exams, pap smears... theyve seen it all. By the time they are actually at a hospital or private practice, its nothing new to them, its just thier job.

Yes, a full physical is embarassing, but everyone has to do it, we should all do it. Especially for men, you should get your prostate checked as well as your colon for cancer. I would rather be embarassed for an hour than die of colon cancer.

[BlackCelicaGT94]

I agree with Asher! Women should also get one every 6 months or once a year! Its scary and embarassing but if youre sexually active then you should be getting checked whether ur being safe or not! if your not getting checked then you shouldnt be having sex cuz you need to think about not only urself but the people ur having sex with!

[dlx742]

i dont see the big deal in getting a physical. last year i had 3 physicals within a 2 month period. full navy/ army/ coast guard physicals. i forget the name but it took about 4 hours. they make u do everything and no part of your body is left untouched. i remember the first time i had to turn and cough, it was kind of akward but now its no big deal