Physical Examination, anyone done this yet? Options

[Mike]

Has anyone on here gone to get a 'physical' done?
If so, (males), what happens? What exactly does the doctor check?!
Thanks!

[malpaso]

Has anyone on here gone to get a 'physical' done?
If so, (males), what happens? What exactly does the doctor check?!
Thanks!

Depens on what for. If it's something like "new emlpoyee physical", it's just ophthalmological investigation, blood and urine test and common investigations like blood pressure, stethoscope auscultation, poise control, palpation, etc... If it's something like "physical for parachutists", you may prepare for 6hrs of many, many ,many investigations (total everithing..., even for piles, not kidding). ...around about

[zachattack15]

Drop your pants turn your head to the right and cough while some old guy doctor feels your balls.

[bloodrain]

Drop your pants turn your head to the right and cough while some old guy doctor feels your balls.

ya pretty much, when i played football i wouldnt let a guy do it, only a female doctor.

[Mike]

Drop your pants turn your head to the right and cough while some old guy doctor feels your balls.

ya pretty much, when i played football i wouldnt let a guy do it, only a female doctor.

NOOOO!! I thought that was just a rumor
wonderful, 4 hours until another man touches my balls
I can't wait

[bloodrain]

Drop your pants turn your head to the right and cough while some old guy doctor feels your balls.

ya pretty much, when i played football i wouldnt let a guy do it, only a female doctor.

NOOOO!! I thought that was just a rumor
wonderful, 4 hours until another man touches my balls
I can't wait

just say you want a female doctor, thats what I did. So my nuts are still untouched by anyman, lol.

[desertwolf300]

When I joined the military I had to get a full physical as well. They would've laughed if I requested a female doctor. I'm not making fun of you guys, I'm just saying that I didn't get the choice. I had some 65 yr old retired army doctor grab my sack. Also, they had to do a hemarrhoid exam so you bend over and spread your cheeks with your hands so they can have a better view. Me and 9 other guys were in the same room in our underwear doing a duck walk (this checks for bad hip joints) and walking on our knees on the tile (this checks for knee cap deformities/problems). There were a few other things but those were the worst. This was a very comprehensive exam and you won't be getting this but just thought I'd share since you asked.

[bloodrain]

When I joined the military I had to get a full physical as well. They would've laughed if I requested a female doctor. I'm not making fun of you guys, I'm just saying that I didn't get the choice. I had some 65 yr old retired army doctor grab my sack. Also, they had to do a hemarrhoid exam so you bend over and spread your cheeks with your hands so they can have a better view. Me and 9 other guys were in the same room in our underwear doing a duck walk (this checks for bad hip joints) and walking on our knees on the tile (this checks for knee cap deformities/problems). There were a few other things but those were the worst. This was a very comprehensive exam and you won't be getting this but just thought I'd share since you asked.

they would have laughed? they must have been gay, lol. oh and i wouldnt ever admit 2 what u just said... its not right...

[jayi12-15psi]

I don't understand how you've gone your whole life without a physical. My balls we grabbed by an old woman.

[celicaST]

Drop your pants turn your head to the right and cough while some old guy doctor feels your balls.

ya pretty much, when i played football i wouldnt let a guy do it, only a female doctor.

i didnt know you could request a female doctor! damnit! not a rumor though lol its a test for hernias. ya how the hell have you not had a physical yet?

[BlackSTX]

Am I the only one who had a hot chick do my hernia check? I was 16 in high school and she must have been just out of medical school or an intern or something. She probably felt more uncomfortable than me becuase I had a big smile on my face. Of course, every other time it's been an old man. Hey, to the military guy, do they really stick a finger in your a$$ to check your prostate or something? My dad told me before he went to Vietnam he had a woman do that as part of his physical and he popped a woody!

[1900WattCelica]

My dad told me before he went to Vietnam he had a woman do that as part of his physical and he popped a woody!

Watch roadtrip sometime In the middle sean william scott goes to a sperm donor clinic and he asks the nurse for assistance and thats what she does

This post has been edited by 1900WattCelica: Mar 10, 2006 - 6:58 PM

[Gatz]

My dad told me before he went to Vietnam he had a woman do that as part of his physical and he popped a woody!

Watch eurotrip sometime In the middle sean william scott goes to a sperm donor clinic and he asks the nurse for assistance and thats what she does

heh it was road trip but ya... really cant believe u have gone without a physical for so long thought they were more a every year or every other year kinda thing when ur younger

[desertwolf300]

bloodrain, that story is nothing to be ashamed of, everyone in the military does it. Besides, we're all adults aren't we?

Anyhow, to BlackSTX, they examined everything but my prostate. So the answer is no, they didn't, but that is what they do if you get checked for it. Males as young as I am aren't at risk unless they have a family history of it, and I don't so they don't bother with it.

[bloodrain]

bloodrain, that story is nothing to be ashamed of, everyone in the military does it. Besides, we're all adults aren't we?

ya I guess, but thats just another reason for me not to join the military, lol.

This post has been edited by bloodrain: Mar 10, 2006 - 1:59 PM

[saleeka]

If you think a physical is embarrasing, dont EVER get arrested... I loved my "cavity" search...

[jayi12-15psi]

that thing with stifler in roadtrip... is that really possible?

[orvillescelica]

You know, i have to say that all you guys who do request a female doctor dont seem all that secure with yourselfs. Seriously, its not like the doctor gets off on touching you either. A couple of my friends are in med school and they all have to do it, testical exams, rectal exams, breast exams, pap smears... theyve seen it all. By the time they are actually at a hospital or private practice, its nothing new to them, its just thier job.

Yes, a full physical is embarassing, but everyone has to do it, we should all do it. Especially for men, you should get your prostate checked as well as your colon for cancer. I would rather be embarassed for an hour than die of colon cancer.

[BlackCelicaGT94]

I agree with Asher! Women should also get one every 6 months or once a year! Its scary and embarassing but if youre sexually active then you should be getting checked whether ur being safe or not! if your not getting checked then you shouldnt be having sex cuz you need to think about not only urself but the people ur having sex with!

[dlx742]

i dont see the big deal in getting a physical. last year i had 3 physicals within a 2 month period. full navy/ army/ coast guard physicals. i forget the name but it took about 4 hours. they make u do everything and no part of your body is left untouched. i remember the first time i had to turn and cough, it was kind of akward but now its no big deal

[bloodrain]

You know, i have to say that all you guys who do request a female doctor dont seem all that secure with yourselfs. Seriously, its not like the doctor gets off on touching you either. A couple of my friends are in med school and they all have to do it, testical exams, rectal exams, breast exams, pap smears... theyve seen it all. By the time they are actually at a hospital or private practice, its nothing new to them, its just thier job.

Yes, a full physical is embarassing, but everyone has to do it, we should all do it. Especially for men, you should get your prostate checked as well as your colon for cancer. I would rather be embarassed for an hour than die of colon cancer.

im very comfortable with my sexuality, i just dont like guys touching my balls, simple as that.

[gas65]

This thread is too funny.

You youngens afraid of a doctor touching your sack are in for a big surprise later in life. First of all, doctors are not thrilled to touch your sack either, thats why they wear gloves.

Asking for a female doc is kind of silly, you are there to be check out for hernia's not to see if you are easily arroused. Just remember, the female doctor has seen probably thousands of tools, so yours won't be the smallest.

If you think hernia checks are bad, wait til you have to give a stool sample, and yes some jobs require this done for a physical. Now this is where you should ask for a woman doctor, and a petite one at that. First time I had this done, the doc was about 6 foot 6 and 250 lbs with hands like a gorilla. I thought he was trying to pull my spinal cord out my keyster. Yes one finger hurts when they put it where it does'nt belong.

As far as the Stifler thing, I'm not sure on that one. My father has had prostrate problems in life and has had to have his prostrate milked(I think that is what they called it). He said it hurt like hell and brought tears to his eyes. On the other hand I had an ex-girlfriend tell me she used to shove a finger up her last boyfriend when he was ready to pop, and it intensifeid it. She wanted to know if I wanted her to do the same. My reply was "do you like having teeth in your mouth"? Needless to say she never tried that on me.

If any of you get unlucky in your lifetime, you might end of with an infection called Epididymitis. This is probably the most painful thing you will ever feel if it hurts like it did when I had it. This infection can be gotten from several things including, Urinary tract infections, std's, genito-urinary surgery, congenital kidney and bladder problems, and my favorite, the use of urinary catheters.

I had just passed a kidney stone prior to this and had to have several catheters inserted while in the hospital. So I go back to work(making trucks frames) and within a few days I start hurting everytime they flip a frame from the previous station over to my station where I work. Everytime they flipped a frame and I had to stop it from doing a 360, it felt like someone was kicking me in the bag with steel toed shoes. I never lasted 8 hours and went home early and got a doctors appointment the next day.

After talking to the doctor and explaining everything, he did his check on me. For the squimmish stop reading now!

The doctor gets a hold on a single testicle and rubs on it to find the tube connecting it to wherever it connects, now you have to remember you have an infection so you are extemely sore on your jewels. Once he locates the tube against your jewel he firmly squeezes the hell out of it, I thought I was going to die. I started backing away and the doctor asks me, "where do you think your going, you can't get more than arm's reach from me while I'm holding this". If you don't think this hurts, grab one of you own testicles right now and squeeze, and than figure it if was infected it would hurt 100 times more. Than he has to repeat the same process for your other jewel. I still get sick to my stomach remembering that day.

The doc lets me know I have this infection in 1 of my boys and gives me the medicine to cure it with strict directions of other things to do, like take warm soaking baths, ice packs on the sack, and no work. He said it could take from 6 to 8 weeks to heal. 2 weeks later I go in to see the doc, and I am feeling alot better but still have some soreness. He says he thinks I might lose my job because I am going to be off so long and suggests having surgery to remove the testicle. I'm like "doc, I am feeling better let's ride this one out the full 8 weeks, let's pretend I don't have a job". I let him know my boys come first before any job and unless it does'nt heal completely, there will be no more talk of removing any parts of me.

I was off work for 5 weeks and still have both my boys down there, thank God. I was not looking forward to being called the UNIBALLER if I had to have surgery.

Now, are you guys still worried about having a doctor touch your bag for 5 seconds for a hernia check?

[bloodrain]

after reading that post, i think i am going to kill myself so I dont get old...

[ILuvMyCelica95]

hahahaha gas that was hilarious/disturbing.